It really wasn't that bad. Well, it was pretty bad, but only in 3 second bursts.
So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
Anyone ask you how much a bj cost yet? That shirt is so whorish
You love popeyes more than me
does delicious chicken come out of your vagina?
if pee wee herman would have taken a snuggie to the movies he wouldnt have gotten caught
She brought a box of chocolates to give the bartender and now he's giving her free shots.. Why didn't we think of that?
why are all my papers due the day after my potential hangover
they paper machayed me.
i told you ... never pass out drinking with preschool teachers.
Liquid roulette time! Black Mystery Cups are filled with either ipecac, whiskey, or NyQuil. Let's have fun
Drink for every country you've never heard of.
Fuuuuuuuuuck
He asked me not to hook up with anyone else because it would hurt his feelings.. while his arm was around his pregnant girlfriend.
There's a baby duck in my toilet. Fuck you.
Well we went from the roof to the stairwell to an air mattres. One day were going to fuck in a bed
If you hear a loud thud and smell ozone, I may have been electrocuted.
Ps I took your recycling out, the 9 champagne bottles, vodka bottle, and tequila bottle is how I knew it was yours
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