She's a black belt cougar in the 6th degree.
my mouth tastes like poor choices
do u usually make out with people before telling them your name???
there is nothing more satisfying than playing sudoku while pooping
Last day of classes. 1st day attending every class. I'm proud of myself
My dad just came home, said hi to mom and me in the kitchen, and then said "I'm gonna go inject my blood with iguana saliva".
so i gave him head in the movie theater last night. thought we were alone til I heard the clapping from the other side of the theater after he'd finished.
Don't judge me. He's really sexy for a 17 year old. We made nasty in the womens bathroom at the beach. Don't worry. I wore sandals in there.
None of that is ok.
just had a flashback of you pouring champagne into my mouth from someones balcony..
Being thankful with your family is one thing. Being thankful with your friends while getting drunk and smoking bowls while eating leftovers, priceless.
he told me i smelled like babies and pine needles and he wanted to bathe with me. new boyfriend is not a keeper
Daquari drive throughs 24 hours a day. LORD HAVE MERCY
2nd year in a row being a arrested before school starts...tradition at its finest
I needed tweezers to get my thong out of my ass this morning.
can we fuck so we can live up to our nicknames for eachother?
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