It really wasent that hard. The male one had a M and the woman one had a W. I just couldent comprehend that at the time.
Let's just be mature adults about last night and never speak of it again.
he texted me at 1 in the morning to ask if i wanted to come over and play in the snow with him
at least he gets points for a creative booty call
I just saw an old lady yelling at a dead pigeon for leaving the oven on.
He doesn't need a wingman, he needs a miracle
he just ordered a side of pineapple and winked at me. too much for a first date. come get me.
May have caused an international incident. More details after we taxi in.
It's nice to see a girl prepared for the walk of shame. She brought headphones
ok, my life is complete.... the cops AND the paramedic just made a Mean Girls reference...
pregamed for the floor meeting. so stoned. i keep thinking my RA is shrinking.
would it be mean if I put better with the lights off on my sex playlist just for my hook up with him?
What!? It's 7:30am on gameday. This keg is not going to drink itself.
I sat on the bathroom floor yelling "hell hath no fury!" for about 20 minutes.
It's definitely revenge time.
Okay, yeah, judgmental guy at 7/11. I'm buying g wine at 10:20 in the morning. You wanna fight about it?
I want to disappear from this job like a fart in the wind.💨
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