How old was that tiny chick? she needs a lard iv.
she just fell off the couch. onto a bag of pretzels. her face resembled a cat that just swallowed a sock.
So much for the toy store...Not a butt plug in the entire place. See you tonight.
the orgasm was like being thrown to the other end of reality, so getting a nosebleed from it wasnt too upsetting at that point
It took me four clicks to get to 2009 on his profile. This can't work.
He chucked my pickle at the bouncer. Fucker, I wanted that.
For looking exactly like her, she tasted less like her sister than I would've thought
Nm. Exausted and my teeth just fell out again
I woke up and he was just feeling up my stomach. I felt like buddha and he was rubbing my belly for good luck. never again.
Well my friend Jon slept on the couch and I slept next to my cooked lean pocket on the carpet
Hold on... Are we having an intellectual conversation about porn?
Yup
I love us.
This was the first time I've ever pushed myself until I vomited. Sorry, random couple laying on a dock at 8:30am. I would have picked a better spot so you didn't have to watch/listen to me vomit, but you guys were being MAD quiet. I had no idea you were there.
You shouted, "LOOK I'M HAWKEYE," and beaned mike with a dildo from across the room.
And I'm glad you're waiting to invite him over. he may have a weird penis thing and then dinner becomes awkward.
We live walking distance from the coors factory. no, we do not have a dry week.
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