I wish that guy wasn't missing teeth
Blew in her face. She is Pissed. Yahtzee. As she brushes her teeth.
Exactly. I don't do penetration on the first date. Blowjobs however are perfectly acceptable.
I encourage the greeting beej. It determines if the dick is worth keeping around.
you guys are cousins why the FUCK are your pants off
so now that i'm sober i just want to apologize for violating your back seat...... on a brighter note thank you for playing the little mermaid song "kiss the girl," really set the mood.
We should invent fake asshair for you to wear so you can experience my pain for a day.
He woke me up for a 10am bootycall. he was already drunk when he got here and when we were fucking, bagpipes started playing amazing grace outside of my window!! I love Boston on st. Patties day!!
So. How about you can get tequila certified...
somehow this turned into a costume party you have to get here now with my banana suit or I'm wearing my birthday suit
It was like an ecstasy filled massage for my vagina.
That's the best compliment I have ever received.
Whenever I think to myself, "I don't work for a bunch of hours"... It's shot time?
How early is too early for a booty call on a Monday night?
As long as he continues to be our subleaser and continues to fuck me, I think it's acceptable for me to steal a piece of bread here and there.
Showing girls my stab wound was not the brilliant idea I thought it was.
Apparently I have decided there are no repercussions for my actions
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