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The parties out here are fucking awesome and I've got the grades to prove it.
Do you think most people who work at an airport Chili's can pin point where their lives went wrong?
I'm at McDonalds and when I walked up to the register the guy said "I'm so sorry." Before I said a word. That's how bad my hangover is.
I'm in the bar bathroom about to pass out. But it's ok cause I set my alarm to go off for last call.
I'll still trying to understand the context of your "punch her with my cock" comment.
Cooked breakfast with his mom this morning...I'm like the housewife of one night stands
Oooo. Can we pretend to be Amanda Bynes?
She bought wigs like Disney princesses. I want to be her.
I'm trying to poop and took acid, this is going to end horrid or wonderful. Oh the amusement park, not the pooping.
Don't forget the part about the bar bathroom stumbles.
Oh damn, you're right. I have to include that. You turned off all the lights with your head. That was impressive.
I was on all fours trying to empty the bowl we smoked into the sewer when your neighbor came out, but besides that it went smoothly
Sigh. I haven't seen a dick since August 22nd. And in case you forgot, it's January.
I think my FWB just broke up with me and i don't know how I feel about that
By the time I realized I was watching a Danish porno with muppets it was already too late
There better be alcohol at this child's birthday party. Seriously not trying to be entertained by a clown while I'm still sober.
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