So I had sex with him again. He's still got it. Not chlamydia, he got rid of that.
I still havent given him the valentines day card i got him. I feel like just writting...."sorry for the horrible blow job i gave u last night." and just giving it to him.
Jeff just maced a waitress...it's way too early for this.
We're playing a drinking game to 'how to train your dragon'. has it really come to this?
if all that ever happens for the rest of forever is drinking wine and eating popcorn, ill be okay
let me drop the bass on your empty vagina syndrome
She called his dick the colossus. I dont give a fuck if shes his wingman, I gotta see this natural wonder
I saved him in my phone as "Well-Hung Burrito Savior." I love Taco Tuesday.
He called yelling about whhhhhhiskey and enchiladas I heard sirens in the background last time I talked to him b
He was super adorable, like I wanna pinch his cheeks while I fuck him...
I was supposed to go on a date tonight but I cancelled because I found out the Lizzie McGuire movie is on Netflix.
Should I give the penis ring toss game to good will or garbage
i think we reached that point in our drunkenness where even the creeps found us intolerable
so does the amount of bruises on my arms and legs mean we had fun last night?
If she didn't have scissors in her hand I would have motor boated the fuck out of her when she was done cutting my hair.
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