the ice cream truck is coming omgomg
dude, it's 2 am.
but its COMING
I think youre just another guy trying to take advantage of a young naive innocent girl
you're not innocent... Once you have taken it in the turd cutter you can't label yourself innocent.
She sang Bad Romance to me. Not really the answer I was looking for.
I feel like if you stuck me in a room with all my old toys it'd be the best high ever.
He looks like Ryan Reynolds from this angle
Since when is drunk an angle?
tell that swedish kid i didnt take his shotgun. he GAVE it to me.
The best part is that he made someone stop their workout to take pictures of him, specifically so he could put them on facebook. That is an unparalleled level of douchebaggery.
Trying to grind with crutches was not a success
She wants to have naked weekends
They call that free range vagina in France
I don't care how stoned you are, I'm not driving to a different state for a burrito
Also I stopped in the middle of the road and put my hazards on because BUNNIES WERE PLAYING
Should I wear my "kiss me I'm highrish" shirt for my drug screen today?
THE COP WHO TOOK MY MUGSHOT LAST NIGHT JUST ADDED ME ON FACEBOOK
he walked off and puked in the sand. then he made a sand castle over it so that "it wouldn't upset the kids"
She’s super into those renaissance faires. But, if you can’t actually stab anyone, what’s the point?
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