Christians are straight up FREAKS
I solve my problems like an adult, at the strip club drinking on a work night.
she said she'd get any tattoo I wanted ... so she's getting a large crossword puzzle as a tramp stamp. I'm the Einstein of doggy style
Taking jello shots out of a big bowl from a measuring spoon. holla atcha boy.
you just kept yelling NO BUENO SENOR at the cashier and throwing coins at him, of course you were going to get kicked out of the grocery store
Ifound a recepit for a hotel room in my sock. soo.. Ithink thats where my dog is.
I bought this skirt with every intention to have it wrapped around my tits by the end of the night. So, I'm not a whore. I'm a self-fulfilling prophecy.
She hash-tagged my name. I think it's safe to say that she remembers our hookup.
Something like that. Healthy diet of beer, ranch sunflower seeds and sex keeps me young.
We met some guy at the beach, and dug a hole with him. He invited us to "come back at night and smoke a blunt in this hole"
He can't just hit it and quit it and then eat your pop tarts on his way out.
You walked up to a random girl on the street and asked her for a bite of her pizza...
Easy. Go to walmart, buy a bag of charcoal. everyone gets a present and it's cheap.
Also your Swedish friend who's name I don't remember is really good in bed.
*Norwegian
Your penis caused this!
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