fine then we can just have courtesy sex i definetly won't like it
im about as happy as oj after his trial
When you come back do you think I could print anorexic pictures of Mary-Kate?
whenever I think of his sister, I just picture a chick with a huge beard
Two portable blenders. We are going to be popular and dangerous.
Because if the best sex I've ever had was with a gay guy, then God help me.
I was passed out on the dog bed yelling "I UNDERSTAND"
She was shaking her boobs and I was so high all I could think was "breast maracas"
I promise it'll work. Just go there and keep the lights off and keep saying blaowww. She'll think your me.
My gyno overestimated by 3 TIMES the amount of sex we have per week. First of all, he must think I'm a freak. Secondly, I think we should catch up.
Dude. I've never been with a guy who just wanted to go down on me all the time including while I'm shooting zombies on call of duty. My life is complete.
He has blue eyes of sex and i am powerless against them
Doesn't tell me where my computer chair went but good to know
I see your boobs were ready to greet the new year.
Yeah but the jokes on her right? We just got a new couch and hers still has a cum stain on it from like six months ago
He said he broke his back in 3 spots & my first thought was "there goes my booty call".
Did u have a 2nd thought
I need a new booty call.
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