Is it bad that we're talking like nothing happened?
Ah. Blossoming love after wild blackout drunk sex.
Chick took off her bra in the middle of class cuz it was "too hot." How's going out of state feel now?
I just watched a guy pee from a second floor window onto the line of 100 people waiting to get in.
She looks like if Peter Griffin was a lesbian.
Run away.
All of a sudden i love everyone. In all their flawed and failing beauty. This is pretty good weed.
We're like Siamese twins, but joined at the genitals.
She got the hiccups while deep throating me. It was epic. Once in a lifetime experience.
He can only pee with the faucet running. It's like I'm dating a fucking toddler.
You're the reason I lose Never Have I Ever
I feel like I'm in a development meeting for a Lifetime original movie.
Tackling and headbutting friends, running away and hiding from everyone, attempting to streak across campus, and then waking up with no sign of a hangover... happy 21 to me
Is it completely inappropriate to base my morning after pill purchase on if they sell coffee or not?
Do you think I can get away with quoting Work Bitch by Britney Spears in my speech?
EITHER I'M HIGH OR JUST REACHED A NEW LEVEL OF SINGLE FEMALE SADNESS BECAUSE THIS BROWNIE IS GIVING ME ORGASMS
I’ve officially bought the ticket for my future dick appointment 😂
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