I feel great
I just peed on a car
Do I need to let your sister outside to go pee or anything before I leave?
The brown eye won't let me do that either.
no its okay don't call 911, she's alive. just stopped by her house and banged on her door. she said she turned her phone off because she "had to be alone with her shame and embarassment". typical.
I'm not inviting you over anymore if my cat keeps ending up in the freezer...
I feel like a need a fire hose to wash off what I did last night
I understand where he's coming from but I don't want this alcohol to revolve around relationship
Wait
isnt this the same guy you hooked up with on his birthday and he then asked, "you were at me birthday?" the next time you were together?
I just got my beard fondled by a drunk chick outside the venue. I feel slightly violated. And I think her boyfriend wanted to fight me.
downside - we got stuck at the intersection before the santa clause parade started and had to wait for it to end. upside - i got frontrow seats and a blow job to the santa clause parade.
Fuck you fireball...just straight up fuck out of here
you were angry and didn't have anything else to throw so you threw a breakfast burrito...?
I'm like a freaking volcano of life and sexual frustrations
First contact since we had sex and it's to get my HBO password. I sure pick winners huh
Help I can't tell if I'm sexually attracted to Bill Nye
Oh.
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