If she sees it and stops hooking up w/ me then you owe me
No now hes going to beat me to our goal of getting someone to have sex in the library. I hate periods.
I don't know what to judge you more for.
i lose more brain cells when ever she opens her mouth then i would doing meth for 8 years of my life.
well i did drunkenly flip his snowmobile going 90, so i can kind of see why hes mad
And by "got a tattoo" i mean i got a tattoo in the dorm bathrooms with a guy using his cousin's tattoo gun.
And I can taste the vodka through my ears. Good god.
Never thought I'd say this but I just want to go home, ice my balls, and pop a Vicodin.
Last thing I remember was wondering why there was a mirror on the wall behind the urinal and then realizing I was pissing in the sink.
He took getting"shit in your neighbors hot tub drunk" way to literally
I've been here 11 months and i just realized i have literally never looked at my apartment/roomates sober
You just had sex during the movie Radio. This is an all time low
When a guy asks for your ig but you already know his blood type, social security number, & mother's maiden name.
You know it was a good dinner party when one of the guests broke their finger and no one can remember how it happened.
Theres a free llama on craigslist. Are you in or are you in?
21st birthday weekend in Vegas has concluded and all I'm missing is my underwear and 'Contacts' icon on my phone home screen.
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