So much for the toy store...Not a butt plug in the entire place. See you tonight.
me and my sister are feeding my dog poprocks. this is proof you don't need a lot of money to have fun.
I'm ready for this little girl to leave so I can hit the bong already
I can't believe im sexting my roommate. This is really what my life has come to
I took my shirt off and stood in the kitchen for an hour and a half talking to his parents about my tattoos
My drug dealer is making me hot tea during the snowstorm...I'm a fan.
Dude you were sitting on a bench on the street with her for 45 minutes thinking you were on the bus
She kept telling people I wrecked her brain. That high.
im actually trying to see how many sex dolls we need for our raft so we can stay buoyant while we attack kayakers
I hope you have a dream of a sloth with my face touching you erotically
It takes a special friend to go vibrator shopping with
Yes. It does.
I just jerked off in front of my dog to make him jealous of my thumbs. There are consequences for stealing the last cheeto!
I had cheese pancakes which is pretty much just melting cheese in a frying pan and then eating it except youre in denial that your life is a wreck
Yesterday I febreezed my bed in between gentleman callers
He called my IUD an IED, and said that’s why I had bomb pussy.... I didn’t correct him
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