i think ur clone was at the club last week. she slapped some tall girl in the face who tried to steal her spot on the podium. i dont know if ur like her, but she seemd like a ninja badass with superpowers
drugs are my only escape from this reality. good thing I got it at a discount price last night
Even after projectile vomiting watermelon on the beach, it still sounds appetizing.
We've been here 3 hours and the only 1 word answer she didn't give was the drink order. Don't think I'm getting laid tonight
I woke up locked in the bar...this has redefined partying.
i just unblacked out cuddled in a pita pit booth with ten dollars rubberbanded to my hand.
Wow thanks 4 throwing jello at me an yelling who invited that guy to all the guys at the bar
Second wave of rafting ended in a concussion. Don't worry though, the paramedic says it's still not considered a DUI.
making out was so insane. it felt like our tongues were paintbrushes made of waves and we were painting an ocean galazy
Idk we were snorting lines and making out in the stall while these people were cheering us on, on the other side. And that's when I realized he wasn't the only guy in the girls bathroom.
It was awkward at first he now knows I fucked his little brother, they were both there. then the tequila kicked in and everything was fine.
Where are you? We're in between the guy dressed as a giant inflatable penis and the Justin Bieber lookalike lesbians
Does the penis have a genital wart?
Never go drinking with anime club. End of story.
I stepped in puke last night then washed it off my shoe with beer. Is there a grace period to respect before wearing them to class?
you know maybe it wouldnt be so bad if it hadnt happened before. At least I didnt blow him this time
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