the cop cuffed us all with 40's still taped to our hands
you said you were a responsible adult. then you licked the wall.
Why have they been driving around the block for the past 30 min?
He told her it was international road head day.
For the first time in my life, I paid for my own alcoholic beverage last night. Am I getting ugly?
To be honest, kinda.
She wants to fuck me. On a tennis court. In her tennis outfit. Is ring-shopping an acceptable 3rd date activity?
And don't worry, my exact words were "I can't believe a baby came outta that thing"
I want to lick his teeth again. Is that a creepy thing to say?
Pretty sure that molly fried my sinus infection away; i regret nothing
Only Tommy would bring a stripper pole to a bonfire
First sex of the summer I'm winning 1-0
GET HOME NOW
Oh shit
I better make out with at least 3 princesses and 4 animals this weekend.
I think it was a smart move. Quickest way to get over a guy, hook up with his friends.
Apparently, Lolla sends you an email every time you use your wristband to buy a beer.
21 new emails...yikes
where are my pants?
in the oven.
She’s a Vegas 8, which makes her an Oklahoma 27
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