For the record dan just proved he knows the first and last names of ALL the members of NSync. Jury is no longer out on his sexuality.
hell yes lets make some ravioli
4 words: hood of his car
you're putting all your eggs in a very hungover basket
Sooo, drunk me had the sense of mind to write down everything that happened last night.....I bet you thought you'd get away with what you did to my parrot.
I meant to tell you earlier: bad life decision saturday has been moved wednesday this week
At least I tried to be smart when I brought the alarm clock into the bathroom just in case I fell asleep.
I want to get my vag crammed with complete loss of every bit of dignity I have left by this man from every angle on every flat surface that exists. That is all.
of course we called 911. an innocent mans booze was at steak
Fuck the walk of shame. I make this shit glorious.
The fact that you arent wearing shoes probably just adds to the classiness
Condom wrapper stuck to my shirt ups the anty
Oh BTW the next time I see you I don't care where we are your dick will be going into some part of my body.
He showed up completely drunk with a 30 of PBR and ten cans of Spam. I like this kid.
You are currently doing Harry Potter spells with the turkey-baster...
Our baby is creepy.
That's how we know it's ours. haha
It was platonic naked porno viewing, I swear.
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