So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
What should our trivia night team be named?
Define Statutory
just put a funnel in my mouth and pour the tequila in with a little emergen-c
At the miami airport. Don't know if it's all the tequila I drank in cozumel or the 5 year olds french accent but I might puke.
at roughly 3:30am you called me saying you were gonna start a big game of strip twister in politics class and i was your partner.
Do you remember giving me altiods and wishing me good luck on the walk home?
When I blacked in, I was crying to my father at the swim-up bar that "I was going to win an Oscar." how do you THINK Mexico was?
Just replaced the batteries in my vibrator without turning on the lights. I need to get laid.
Why are your underwear on my dining room table?
Find a vagina and bring it to me. Like feeding a tiger.
That was so not worth putting pants on for.
oh so have I but I'd still suck a dick or 20 in the name of freedom.
i look like i'm walk-of-shaming but i'm really showered and re-clothed and rallying. i fool everyone
I was running because his wife invited me to join them on their kinky Vegas weekend. Crossing state lines is too much commitment for me.
I know it's New Year's Eve but if you're going to have a bunch of chicks playing strip go fish in our apartment I need a heads up.
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