My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
I want to give you a handjob with my mouth.
I'm so cold I just used my boobs to keep my face warm
I am trying to figure out how to tell this kid i have a boyfriend in a way that still allows me to smoke free weed
Hannah wants to know if she cant borrow your stats notes because she threw up on hers.
Why did my little sister call me from your phone this morning?
Things like this can't be explained over text man
I take it that, because we are not guzzling a box of franzia, everything went alright?
I'm gonna keep a minimum of five drink promise to myself
You mean maximum 5?
Your smile makes me feel like I'm frolicking through a field of gummy bears.
that pic of me and the hulking football player sure does come in handy when creepy guys hit on me at the bar.
So i stood up out of the sunroof while he gave me oral. Car was still moving. Exactly how illegal is that?
Today's psa: there are certain parts of your body you shouldn't scratch while wearing fake nails.
you just tore your cootch a new one, didn't you?
Since when is my clitoris pierced?
Since moving to the suburbs, all I do is fuck my ex and watch cartoons. It's not so bad.
he went down on me WHILE i ate BACON PIZZA! best. boyfriend. ever.
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