I got drunk at the beach today. I got the word Badass! tatooed all the way across my foot. Probably a bad idea.
i will soon be in a relationship on fb
you!?
me and your mom. i mean, lisa.
Im not sure if he just tripped or was star gazing, but i gave him head anyway.
he asked me if i would dance for him to make it easier for him to jack off. does that answer your question.
I'm still trying to decide if it's a complement when he said "I'd like to subscribe to your daddy issues".
i'm sober ask me anything about the civil war
I'm still not walking right. We need some boundaries for "drink-or-dare"...
Just found a pic on my phone of you on squatting on the hood of a police car about to take a dump. Care to explain what happened last night?
Picking up hoes with my dad is going to make it a little harder, but ay, if thats how he wants to bond after 23 years, Ill give it a shot
we can fight about whose fault it is later....naked.
We're just Facebook friends. Use guy logic. I tapped your wife in high school, 20 years and 60 lbs ago, when she was hot and experimental. Why would I mess with that now? It would ruin the vivid memories of her that I keep in my spank bank.
I will find you...
A big toe in my vag is not foreplay.
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So you're not opposed to us ever having sex again? Because it just seems like such a waste to let a penis like yours go.
She looks like a character that batman would try to kill, or something.
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