I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
this girl looks like the female version of brooke hogan
i always forget that thursday isnt the weekend in the real world
As your boss, I feel obligated to tell you that turning our management meeting into a kegger may just be the best idea you've given me yet.
i dont think duct tape can fix my g spot
lets call myth busters
I'm still trying to decide if it's a complement when he said "I'd like to subscribe to your daddy issues".
I elbow dropped a bag of ice to break it so we could make margaritas. I bled everywhere. Be proud.
That man gives me hope. I can't help it. And by "hope" I mean "wood."
I woke up in a strange bathroom. Was I blonde when you left me last night?
He fell into the beer pong table and broke it. Then he threatened to throw the toliet at us if we didn't let him keep playing
what's your room number? I've never been there sober...
The hot streak continues..if life was NBA jams i would be "on fire" right now
Beyoncé wouldn't let anything bad happen here
Fuck. Totally just had sex instead of studying for econ test in an hour. Gonna get fucked again. HELP ME WITH YOUR EXTENSIVE KNOWLEDGE OF ECON
If you really hate him do what I do: give him an amazing night of unforgettable sex then dump him. You’ll ruin sex for him because new girls won’t compare
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