I mean i stumbled out of the club yelling at random people" I"M GOING TO TEACH YOUR KIDS SOMEDAY!!"
And thats what homeschooling is for
Ha Ha the cop that just pulled me over would like me to tell you hi!
it was literally the size of a crayloa marker. i didnt know what to do with it so i just sat there
Yeah we call her cincohandjabos because she gave 5 guys handjobs one night in 5th grade
Meet me at the corner of "what the fuck" and"how'd you get in my bed" in 10 minutes.
I'm so disappointed in myself I can actually taste it.
Does it taste like semen?
hey, this is the ginger girl from the party...i've thought about it and I wanna join the american girl drinking team
we aren't going to have kids. there's a 50% chance that they would look like him. not worth the risk
She has either a C-Section scar or a bullet wound, I can't quite tell
I inadvertently smoked 6 blunts at one time. We just kept passing them around...I didn't know what happened until it was over. I can't walk.
By early evening I was shouting at the deeply Christian girl to suck my dick inbetween snorting lines of gatorade powder.
He passed out. I tried to set his chest hair on fire.
Please don't tell me that blonde guys name is Matthew I won't be able to fuck a guy with my brothers name
The one that slept in my truck and you peed in his face?
In theory, it seemed like it would work.
Randomize
