adderall just fell out of my nose in class. guy next to me just nodded.
I think I'm cybering, it's been a while and its more in depth than it was in 8Th grade.
Awesome morning. I just met my boyfriend's wife, should I have shaken her hand or was the hug a tad over the top?
It's going to take a while to see a dick pic that I enjoy more than richs helicopter video
Tomorrow's thirsty thursday is now sponsored by the three time champion, chemisty failure. celebration starts asap.
Would fucking the college coach be against recruiting rules?
According to the red cross, I'm not suppose to do anything strenuous for the next 24 hours. That means you're on top.
I can't tell if I'm getting better at doing my online spanish hw drunk or if my teacher is just grading on creativity. Either way that senoritas gettin an applebees gift card when i graduate.
Sometimes I think I'm witty and funny, and then I realize it 3pm and I'm drunk
Sober me admires drunk me's enthusiasm, but there is no way I'm going to make it out there today.
Lol drunk you is so full ideas and happy. Sober you is full of grumpy reality.
It's 4/20 and I spent the morning in the gym and am working later tonight. I don't even have any weed. Why am I adult-ing again?
In retrospect, vomiting out of a moving vehicle on the third date should have been a deal breaker
How do I let my trainer know I'm only at the gym so I can get in more intense sex positions?
The amount of illegal things I've done this weekend is astounding.
So I realize somewhere between mildly irritated and outright belligerently pissed is where you are, but as to location, where are you?
Randomize
