Well I thought I'd be nice but yeah I'm not a fan of you either you're an arrogant stupid cocky unfunny loser. Don't talk to me you're crazy
yeah i like to chase my xanax with prozac and then viagra. you're up...and then you're UP
this is the second time this summer that a girl has called me a ken dol
you shouldn't let them see you without your pants on
She vajazzled her vag. It was as useless as putting earrings on chewbacca
You unbuttoned your shirt and started walking down the center of the road screaming traffic stops for Enrique Iglesias.
I don't know, But i remember him licking ecstasy off my boobs and my boyfriend cheering him on
Underwear, t-shirt, bottle of Pinot Grigio and Golden Girls. I've hit a new level of homosexual.
This just spotted: a bagpiping Elmo on the street.
She kept telling me to calm down. I was on the floor with my eyes shut, not moving. In levels of calm I was one step above coma patient
Do you think drinking vodka, rum and sourpuss out of a water bottle, in a class that isn't even mine rude?
Found a fruit roll up in my pocket this morning. This means my daughter has a peach blunt wrap in her lunchbox.
Hootey the Owl eats a mean pussy.
Um, OK. WTF?
The guy from the Halloween party. We finally hooked up. Went down in me for 45 mins. Came 4 times.
I try new drugs instead of new boys. That way you can't scold me about the importance of condoms
I wish I knew the extent of my injuries before I climbed over the fence. Might have avoided the need to purchase a cupholder for my wheelchair.
i just woke up to her giving me a toothy BJ so I had to break into your bedroom and steal about 4 condoms. Sorry for waking you. :(
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