Maybe if i eat something filling like whole wheat pasta it will make me less hungry for things like dick
Coffee flavored vodka sounded like such a good idea at the time. Now i never want to drink coffee again.
i'm watching the tyra show: "women who beat up their boyfriends" - lets see how she can make THIS one all about herself too.
in the morning i found her name, number and address on one of the empty pizza boxes. also said "ps. if you find my shoes please mail to me."
im trying to stop thinking of him and his amazing dick. every time i do i snap myself with a rubber band. classical conditioning at its finest...and you said i wouldnt learn anything from psychology.
My google searches from last night: tetanus shot rabbit bite, Bacardi gluten free
nothing like a walk of shame in front of a cnn news crew to start the morning off right
My pussy is making all kinds of justifications that my mind would have no patience for if it was still in charge
So what do normal people wear to parties? Normal meaning not you.
You wear an inflatable farm animal to TWO THEMED PARTIES and I never get to hear the end of it...
of course we have a beer bong
how else would we feed our christmas tree
Theres either a bag of coke in my pocket or a bag of anthrax, either way last night got way to serious
YOU ARE TAKING ADVANTAGE OF MY INEBRIATED STATE
YOU ARE DRUNK AND USED AND SPELLED THE WORD "INEBRIATED" CORRECTLY. I AM TAKING ADVANTAGE OF NOTHING.
I CAN'T HELP THAT I'M MULTITALENTED YA FUCKER
I think you're my mermaid sister. Separated at birth, by sea.
They had to take me to the ER because I got a concussion in a parking garage. Not partying with lesbians for a while
I'm proud of you for choosing to be an organ donor on your fake!!
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