Two girls are now jumping in the ocean naked at 10 PM...and I was just starting to hate Ocean City
Do the low cut shirt test. If he stares at your tits even in front of your brother, he's down.
entire chemistry final was about beer... i actually might miss this place
Well apparently "don't come inside of me" wasn't one of the English phrases he understood! On the bright side... At least he will get his green card for having an american kid!
We agreed to not shave eyebrows when someone is passed out. douchebag.
I have no idea how I got home or why I am naked but I assume I owe you a thank you...
I'll be on pinterest all night planning crafty things to do with my cats in 10 years.
I woke up naked wrapped in my roommate's towel with one leg shaved and money thrown all over the room. Happy 21st birthday.
Can we just talk about how I wrote out all the stuff I had to do this week and for Thursday it says "drink and cry"? ...I don't remember putting that but it sounds like something I would do
He hasn't texted me back since last week when we sexted. I think telling him I wanted to choke him with chains was a bit much for our first time.
My flask has coffee in it for finals week.. So that's responsible right?
We got stuck in traffic in the tunnel while we were smoking weed. We were afraid to air out the car.
Did you fill my inhaler with tequila?
Yeah, so?
well it was naive of you to actually think you're the only bday sex he had lined up for him today. I'm just suprised he actually had a line forming outside of his room
Instead of going to my moms birthday party I went over and gave him head. I should win non girlfriend of the year award
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