Would you object to my putting the bidet video on my Facebook page? It;s awesome.
How many times do you have to sleep with a guy before you get him to kiss you???
can you please tell me why I'm bleeding so heavily from my ass and all my makeup is gone?
He knows as soon as he hits chameleon eye status drunk, he is guaranteed to piss the bed we NEED to push him there
The last thing i remember is saying breakfast beer and carrying the keg to my room and locking the door.
all i care about is the story behind my toaster ending up in the microwave
you think that next time i come over to do this you can pick up the condom wrappers you used on the other girls
Yea it's a sex scar. But if anyone asks I tripped up carpeted stairs
How bad is it that I'm banned from all of your family functions due to sleeping w/ both your brother and sister and they both hate me for pursing a relationship with either of them.
I think I'm a wingman for every guy who bangs a girl I scarred in highschool.
New fact of life: getting Becca high never helps any situation at all ever.
can we not compare my dick to a children’s folk tale
What do I have to do?! Spell it out for him? Why can't he just plow me and pull my hair at the same time
You are my new hero
You're having marijuana delivered to you. You're buying drugs and you aren't even leaving the house. I'm sure he'll be surprised if you're NOT wearing a bathrobe.
I promised her before I left that I'd make good choices and then got drunk and fucked my best friend and her boyfriend.
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