Goodnight my chunky, little, marshmallow muncher
how do we leave politely?
Tell them I'm going into labor. I will spill a beer and tell them m water broke.
Half my make-up was stuck to his thigh where I'd fallen asleep after the blowjob.
all I remember is repeatedly winking at the fire marshall while he was counting the people in the bar
My meds have diminished my sex drive, this must be what regular women feel like
the tv said "its small, its comfortable..." and i started laughing... safe to say he lost any dignity he had left...
him being a republican bothers me way more than his coke problem.
Because guys aren't supposed to cry. Especially when it's over a dude singing a Christmas carol.
In the wise words of Scar: "be prepared."
Do you think Scar was a Boy Scout?
By the way, do you realize that you asked me how much you could get for your eggs last night. And once you learned the price said that you had plenty to share.
I woke up on a navy base in a different time zone. I'm never leaving tallahassee again.
You know darned well I have a well-documented weakness for redheads, Subway and hand-drawn graphic novels.
So now I'm just going to brush my teeth, get high, and go to sleep. Like an adult
Hypothetically speaking...if I was arrested in Wisconsin, say Kenosha county, would you post my bail all the way from Oregon? If yes, will you also accept my collect call in t-minus 13 hours?
We are back but we are listening to stairway to heaven in my car. Amy is air drums. Be back when it's over.
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