I dont know if he should be happy or mad about it but he's too big for a blow job.
Well someone named our apartment "the eiffel tower" on facebook check-in so I think they know..
Well regardless of where or with who you will be blacking out and i will be pouring shots down ur throat like a baby bird
Also, your vagina needs a time out and let your brain have a chance to make decisions.
apparently I crawled into someone's bed and demanded they call me 'big dog' before shotgunning a beer
Oh no, we smoked the revival weed. It came in a Batman bag. It hit like justice. And orphans.
He walked away from the girl that just blew him to hook up with another girl, and when she got pissed he just turned around and screamed, "SHE IS LIKE 10X HOTTER THAN YOU!" Then she went on an angry dick sucking rampage. There were 4 victims.
I was jumping over your garbage can screaming "Im a snow cat!!" ..Who wouldn't want to see that?
I dropped her off at home and her fiancé was shitty, it was 4:30 am. I told him I was the Uber driver
I want to have sex with Will Smith. I guess I have a thing with 90s sitcom stars. Stamos, Joey Lawrence, John Goodman.
I complemented his smile, he sends me a dick pic. Seriously?
I would also like you to tell your human bio class that I successfully smoked out the flu. 103 degree when I woke up yesterday. 100degree after one bowl. 4 more bowls and 16 hours later all that's left is a cough
Well I just woke up to no pants, Gatorade on the headboard along with an uneaten steak, and the instinct I was a giant asshole.
He doesn't wear a seatbelt. He votes Republican. He has a small dick. That house of cards just fell apart.
The sex was so good we high-fived after.
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