remember that time i ran away from the bar and passed out in a street cot?
neither do i
He's not gay. He just has bad gaydar and he gaydared himself and was wrong.
I KNOW you don't honestly think you can pay me back in lotto tickets.
Me and my dog bond so much when im high.
Her vagina is like Vegas. high traffic and full of glitter.
My dora the explorer band aid does not cover up the shame i feel right now
He looks like he has a penis
What the fuck
A good one, a good penis
Hey wes just called me saying he was asleep outside by the pond at my apt complex
You are literally throwing a tangerine right now. Beer pong is not played this way
I slipped on a piece of pizza last night and when the bouncer helped me up I told him the garbage can pushed me.
Drunk at work, covered in Cheetos is no way to go through life.
I found Cheetos.
I think Jabba the Hut is dying in the stall next to me.
A huge penis doesn't warm the soul. Or that's what I've had to tell myself.
I swear to God if you fuck my cousin I will fuck your dad.
Hey mike is locked out, sleeping on the common room couch, no idea where his pants are nor does he know where he is. When you get this let him in? And let me know ur alive too!
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