some how when im high sleep beats hunger...its like how paper beats rock it doesnt make any fucking sense but it still happens
I love wearing low cut shirts cuz then when class gets boring, I can look down and admire my breasts.
for real. he might as well bring dogs if they're lower than a 7.
I don't want to eat him, he probably tastes terrible.
i just went 2 months without giving head... thats like two months without coffee. or two months without sun.
woke up wearing a canadian flag with the starting forward of the hockey team. i feel oddly patriotic
Curled up in the fetal position, trying not to throw up or think about my future, and humming songs from musicals to myself. You?
OMG. Hung over at my grandparents house. Threw up on 3 T-stops, countless snowbanks, and the grandparents driveway. Was proposed to last night. Bruised from head to toe from falling down 3 flights of stairs. Debating my intelligence because it seems that "happy new years" is too hard for me to spell. How were your new years festivities?
7:26 bus just came. I am sweatier than Louie Anderson eating chili in a sauna
Why are you taking pics in the bathroom with the plunger? I mean you still look hot and I'm totally going to wack off to it.
How early is too early for a booty call on a Monday night?
I'm sending him pics of me in my new lingerie telling him to come over and when he gets here I'll have changed into like sweats and a 5 year old shirt with ketchup stains on it
However, you did manage to order seven different drinks while fingering her at the packed bar - it was like watching the pizza men pound the dough in the windows
That was just an endearing nickname I called you before. I'm not gonna call you a filthy slut now that you are one, I don't want to hurt your feelings.
i love how you, my friend, sends me a picture of herself wearing a shirt that says "i am dead inside" and i'm just like "awww baby you're so cute"
that's just solidarity
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