why does hillary duff have a greatest hits album?
i just saw a woman using her birth control packet as a wallet.
if someoen knew that someone accidentally drunkly kissed your boyfriend would you want them to tell you/?
followup question: what if both somones were me?
I would rather wake up to a truck driver than wake up to her
I just won Halloween Walk of Shame Bingo!
How do i write this on his wall without making it sound like he gave me an std?
we decided to do a scavenge hunt for ourself for when we walked back to our apartments. We hid taco bell behind some bushes. I think they are still good.
according to the random from alabama i slept with last night i kept saying "poor lil tink tink" over and over in my sleep
Would it be tacky of me to tell the two girls I just found out he's been sleeping with on the side that I've been having gay sex with him all semester?
So I had sex in a bulldozer lastnight now that's definitely a first...
I just want nice things and good sex
didn't prepare for this snow storm at all. i only have like 6 beer and all my booty calls already went home for the holiday. this is bull.
Just remember that no one else gets to suck his dick but you, feel honored. It's like the Olympic torch of life is being passed off to you and it's your time to run
Im four hours late for work AND i pissed my bed
This should be illegal
It is
I mean more illegal... I shouldn't have this
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