I wanna put my baby in that!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Ew you even made it your fb status
Ppl probably think ur having a kid
I hope
Love having children with random chicks
I would like to thank collapsed soviet republics and fathers who didnt show enough attention for tonight's festivities
i just walked by a road side game of beer pong? it's gonna be a long day
your brother just told me that Guinness is the first book of the Bible...
Please tell me why 'cock-a-thon' was auto saved in my phone.
Wat the fuck dude ketchup in my bong???
It's like split custody, only he's not a kid and they have sex with him.
You know me. im down for anything that could harm my well being. lets dress like dolphins so everyone will see what dicks they are.
We just taught the Brazilian how to smoke out of a vuvuzela.
well he somehow got his hand stuck in some bike spokes trying to reach for a blunt he dropped and that's NOT the reason he's in the hospital...?
Almost to my house to grab beer. And pants.
You started sleep walking, went to my closet, tried to pee on my boots, and when I asked you what you were doing you said "I'm talking to these people about jobs"
I woke up and sent him a text that said 'I'm sorry forever'
only you would understand that I was talking from the perspective of my boobs
All I can taste is Pickle Juice and Cocaine.
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