Pussy?
how
Wat do u mean how?
I just texted him to come over because I want to see if his hand fits the handprint bruise on my ass.....I feel like the cinderella of S&M
also: i found my "nug jug", actually the baby did, but either way it got returned to its rightful owner
And she was like "I wanted you all for myself, to love you, and treat you like gold."... See this is why I shouldn't fuck Italian chicks...
He was handing out home-made business cards that read "finger slamming bitches since 1986"\n
Thanks for the viagra you gave me last night. I ended up getting called in to work to cover a shift. So I had to tell Kayla that I couldn't hang out and I had to try and hide my dick all night while walking serving people food all night.
I've actually, minus lsat night have actually changed my drinking habits
My life is over. I farted in open court. Noticeably. The judge looked at me. It echoed.
Hey, you remember years ago when you told me you would give me a kidney?
Hooked up to multiple episodes of Even Stevens last night. What the fuck.
Just walked into your room to get my clothes and he's still passed out in your bed. Remind me to high five you when you get home
Would you like to partake in getting high as fuck with your best friend and then proceeding to cry over the shit head guys we deal with?
Oh goddamn. That a super downer Tuesday reality right there. Just hit me with the cold, hard, nasty facts.
I don't care. We're going to fuck. And I WONT apologize in the morning. You cheated on me, so you can cheat on her with me.
hey im sorry i made fun of the color of your sheets, but like it was all i could focus on during sex because they were just THAT UGLY
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