I may be in pain from falling off the roof but getting to the morning roof keg was well worth it.
your drunk mistake has arrived...he is the one wearing a poncho
Today as a vday present for myself I am walking in between any couples I see on campus.
Fuck you. You would only tell me how to get to your house in Spanish.
I took a few sips of my hugeee bottle of liquid Vicodin and smoked my one hitter and now I'm going thru my attic like Indiana Jones
It's like if a cloud had tits and you laid on them.
there is nothing worst than getting kicked in the face by a stripper
She just made out with a golden retriever. I'm disgusted and turned on all at once
No one ever gets any after sleeping with her. She is like the broken mirror of hookups, enjoy 7 years of blue ball. Don't say I didn't warn you
I can't even masturbate without crying fuck this break up
saying, "have a good fall!" After fucking a virgin boy is good etiquette, right?
how do you make "fuck me in the break room" sound casual?
He's like a sexy bearded lumberjack who likes wine.. I can't lose..
I feel like my life just hangs in the balance of "Yeah I'm probably not doing this right"
Omg no hes gotta go down on me. Then itll be like my vagina has kissed the stanley cup.
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