Hahahhahaha! Oooh get it! Ugh I am so dead but if I go to the lib whuich I will hopefully b havung sex instead, ill hit u up
Why does lindsey know I was naked in the kitchen?
I have sucked so much dick this week I think I am going to start sweating semen
Were not really friends so much as I suck his dick a lot
so all the bums hang out by my new store, they have a leader we call king bum... He got dethroned by police today for choking out a hooker. The bum heirarchy is in shambles right now.
I'm so disappointed in myself I can actually taste it.
Does it taste like semen?
You may or may not have poured bacon fat down her shirt
she puked ON me while she was on top, worst holiday hookup ever
You kept me hostage in your driveway until you got your point across that alaska has warm weather
I'm not about to serve this country to fuckin not have rum and cheezits for breakfast
Wake your sexy ass up. It's donut time.
Yes but funny for a 45 year old hell bent on reliving her college days by giving body shots and hand jobs. Not necessarily in that order
We played Rock Paper Scissors to see who would have to go down on the other person.
Just took physics exam. I think this is one of those 'chuck it in the fuck-it bucket and become an art major' days
I peed in front of kids, unfortunately
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