And as you crawled into the bathroom last night you repeatedly said "I know the routine".
I just bought a CD. I feel like a traitor to my generation.
I don't know what you're doing, but there's a dragon on my street.
He gave me a pearl necklace on top of my Karma necklace I was wearing. I guess I deserve whats coming to me.
Should I be curious about Jeffrey randomly sending me a picture of him holding a crab, or just move on with my life?
It's because you were crossfaded. And because drinks were 3 dollars. And because they accepted credit cards.
Its like every time I go out with you, it always involves Serbian chicks and taco bell and you always manage to get both all over my bed.
Woke up naked on my floor covered in cookies. We should celebrate fake hurricanes every weekend.
Ohh man. That was a snatch-waxer with a score to settle.
It was one of those "how did I get to my bed and what am I wearing" mornings.
I woke up naked wrapped in a wolf blanket on the bathroom floor
This is why people in Buffalo die of heart attacks. This and wings
How many times do I have to tell you I'm not bisexual.
.....unless there is alcohol involved
What are you gunna do with your life today
put it back together
No way man ... This is real life. Complete sentences and everything.
Randomize
