in spanish class. the girl next to me asked what Galapagos were. i told her they were islands. now she thinks Galapagos means islands in spanish
I had fun last night. We should have sex less often.
Pre-St Patricks Day Log: Threw up across a 14ft radius, this is why the irish dont drink tequila
Can we comment on the fact that at five thirty this morning, security woke me up in the hotel lobby, in my underwear, and some random guys winter coat?
NEWS FLASH: A bottle of wine can fit into a taco bell cup.
5am is far to early to be on jagerbomb number 6 right now
We both bought three foot bongs...going to race to see who can smoke a mile first.
Also I had a dream we made my birth control into a joint. What does that mean?
My dad found me naked curled up under a towel on the couch with a fucking tub of butter and a spoon. Ambien Mondays are dead
Sometimes I think about the fact that I lost my virginity while watching anime and I wonder what that says about me
we all thought you were asleep. he found you an hour later sitting outside in the snow lighting a bowl, singing the CatDog theme song, and hugging a box a Franzia.
The crowd is chanting "we want sex!" There's a man dressed as bacon. That is all
like i got into his car and the beatles were playing. this kid is def getting his dick sucked
How long until you're healed?
Physically? A week or so. Emotionally? The scars of dislocating my knee at a frat and flashing my panties to the whole crowd wi never heal.
EVEN AFTER ALL THAT COMPLAINING... STILL NO PENIS
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