This girl is very crazy
She's one of those compassionate ppl
So everything I said on this seemingly endless date offended her
were having a shit on karen session at work but then she walked in so we used code names instead and she tried to join in like she knew them
i think im in love. he told me he doesnt care if i shave down there.
The guy i fucked last week got done first on the test in my 900 person class. If im pregnant at least it will be smart.
The little things make me happy. Little dicks do not.
Be honest with Daniel. He was a good rebound to you for nine months and he made it so you could be with the one you really love and care for now. Just tell him thanks and best of luck.
my mom just asked if she should wash your furry handcuffs with the lights or darks
They were greeting people getting off the 48 with green beers and cheers. The one day I decide not to take the bus home...
I'm gonna go out on a limb and say it had something to do with pool sex.
You want to complain about your sex life to me? Right now mine consists of trying to masturbate lightly enough not to wake her up with bed shakes. Go. Fuck. Yourself.
I was expecting it to be of the "I am your vagina's reckoning" caliber.
I'm currently in h&m wondering "what exactly is the class level of a swingers resort?"
So you completely disappeared from my memory last night at about my 15th Jager bomb. But only you. No one else.
I probably should have told her I was actually the drunkest one there before she let me pierce her ear
i think i left you like a 5 minute message about the mcchicken burger i was eating. I think I called wanting sex but the mcchicken burger was a lot more seducing.
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