we black-lighted her bedspread and it looked like a jackson pollock painting.
No, we just ended up walking around in his pool high and singing songs by The Wiggles.
i now know how you feel when you have to walk me home. she ran into a streetlight and into garbage.
just watched paranormal activity stoned. laughed the whole time and screamed when they turned on the lights. eating doritos. I love my life
Lucky for you, I found your phone.....Not so lucky for you, it was in the bottom of your vomit-filled trashcan.
I just took a bite of a bagel at school and it tasted like weed. If I am high for my test in 2 hours I'm gonna kick someones ass
Is snow just God skeeting all over the place??
Yes. Yes it is.
Sorry about blasting sandstorm on a loop when i left for work this morning. But maybe this will teach you to not come home trashed on a tuesday night with some chick and have loud sex till 4 in the morning. The walls are thin, remember?
I normally need adult supervision or a babysitter, but I refuse to let someone keep me from making irresponsible and wrong decisions at the bar on my last bday ill ever have in texas
It was the hardest I ever came in my life and once I could see straight again I just looked at him and said "cool"
Omg one of the midgets from last night just added me to Facebook.
Just accidentally flashed my junk to the lady helping me try on suits, it was cold in there, I don't think she was impressed.
I just choked eating whip cream from the can, and peed a little because I was coughing so hard. How am I still single.
You "drove" the computer chair around the party for a good fifteen minutes. you would crash into things, freak out, and yell for an ambulance.
I'm laying in bed cuddling with my teddy bear and eating waffles. I need a fucking boyfriend
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