And now we're talking about squeezing babies out of vaginas...
I just added her as a friend on Facebook. I met her 5 minutes ago and there are already more than 50 pics of me uploaded... from other nights.
We left the window open. My vibrators funeral is at 2ish.....bring a side dish or some shit.
no i had to finish in the bathroom to a pic of her mom in a bikini.
I found your wallet in my underwear drawer......... Don't worry I don't plan on asking any questions
Valuable lesson learned: if you reach the point where you have to talk yourself in to finishing the last half of your beer, you shouldn't try.
I don't always steal things but when i do it is a six foot five dos equis guy
the whole bar just wished me luck with my booty call tonight
Partying with them is like having your dick stapled to your left nostril
For the sake of my mom, I can't sleep with two guys with the same name. She has a hard enough time keeping up as it is
I have accepted that I am a sexual predator. What I can't accept is the lack of sexual men for me to seduce in this town.
He said "you speak American pretty good for a Canadian" and it took everything in me to still fuck him. Dry spell ended btw
If my mom's not going to offer me drugs then it's really pointless for me to be here.
All I found in my purse this morning was 160 cigarettes and a fistful of confetti.
Umm... When he walked in I shot him with my confetti gun... It's a wonder my booty calls even show up.
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