chicago's viagra triangle is not unlike the bermuda triangle in thatt things just get lost...... planes, ships, dignity, virginity, etc.
There's a sucker born every minute but swallowers are harder to find.
So glad I found your sister.
She fell onto my light and broke all four plants. I don't care how good the blowjob was.
stripped for him at 3am on my childhood playground and used the swing set as a pole.
thats the sluttiest christmas spirit ever.
That's what you get for fucking someone nicknamed "wiggle worm"
when I sang my humps to you I meant it.
he's doing fine. just headbutted the wall and threw up
You're going to the beach with me so we can have beach sex whether you like it or not. Get over it. Kthx.
Better than road-head. Just got model-home-head. Also got a disapproving scowl of judgment from the realtor on the way out.
AND I JUST GOT FUCKING DAUGHTER ZONED. NO. I'M DONE. I HATE BOYS. ASEXUALITY HERE I COME.
I'm trying to poop and took acid, this is going to end horrid or wonderful. Oh the amusement park, not the pooping.
GET ME OUT OF HERE THE DOCTOR KNOWS HE IS JUDGING ME I DEMAND A PRISON BREAK
You like pics of my balls that much?
I am at the store looking at frames as we text...
She said to call her, so I called her. Her boyfriend answered and traced the fucking call. I could litterally hear him yell because it turns out he lives in 4d
Don't you live in 4c?
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