Tell your sister I'm no fool. Or at least romanticize the notion of the fool.
I'm home now. bring me food and boobies
even a "fuck you" would be nice at this point.
Is Jonathan Taylor Thomas a gay? I need you to google search it for me. Its important
Oh no. He has the "I'm 30 years old and I just shit myself in public" face.
Best feeling in the world? holding your pee all day for a negative preggo test
Let's roleplay tonight. I'll be drunken diva and you be sexy sober.
IF that's your way of making me dd then count me out.
Jesus Christ, she just started playing Enya and is humming along to it. Way, way, way too hungover to deal with her shitty taste in music
Apparently I took one a huge picture off the wall at the bar and was walking around dancing with it..
Where the hell is he. I called him crying for weed and sex you would think that would signal some urgency.
I took a few sips of my hugeee bottle of liquid Vicodin and smoked my one hitter and now I'm going thru my attic like Indiana Jones
We couldve played the bring a random boy to lunch game but i made him go home
Went into Walmart to get a pregnancy test. Came out with a beta fish and chocolate.
You know you are high when you are so glad it wasn't your freshly buttered raisin bread that fell on your foot. It was your $400 Ipod
I gave him the white girl "you spilled my psl look" and walked away
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