I hate you but I'm not in hate with you
Do ugly people know they are ugly?
The quiet ones do.
Dude im not sure whos apartment i woke up in but i just showered here and their shampoo in phenomenal
If no ones going to say it, then I will. Vanessa Hudgens boobs are weird looking
Your mom is more observant then Randy Newman.
I woke up with like grass burns all over my body, i'm pretty sure i made out with someone under a bus. . . but i'm not sure
It's a long way off yet but I've started planning my eviction party. Be prepared, it includes jungle juice.
Its so fun. We're having a music war with the boat next to us. They have strippers.
Found trail of ibuprofen on ground. I'm like the intervention version of e.t.
So the name of the kid from the sponsor a child comercial popped into my head while I was masturbating this morning. Needless to say I will now be now be donating out of guilt.
I'm eating captain crunch out of a cup half full of beer so idk
Only at Harvard can you walk in on a bunch of stoners and expect everyone to immediately stand up, shake your hand and introduce themselves like we're at a fucking job fair
I'd like to thank Vicodin for getting me through family thanksgiving once again.
So! As of five minutes ago I've officially masturbated in every room in my apartment
Dude, I helped you move in yesterday...
I HATE BEING THIS HIGH FML IT'S LIKE I'M MAKING UP FOR ALL THE 4:20S I DIDNT DO ALL AT ONCE
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