I think that i just found proof that harry and ginny had sex
just smoked a bowl with my history teacher. i love community college
is wine microwaveable?
It was all about her orgasm last night. I felt like a human dildo.
there was a 40 knocked over. chips and salsa all over the floor. and she was in her thong doing boot camp on demand in the middle of the room..
At this point I feel like i'm never going to be sober, and it's frightening
we started pounding beers an hour ago to celebrate our personal snow day tomorrow. vodka shots for u of i's actual decision are on standby.
we hotboxed my bathroom. with nine people and two dogs.
Fuck Sunday funday. Fuck real pants. Fuck the sun. Fuck Jameson. Fuck my life. Yes, I am hungover as shit sitting in my office eating bacon.
It's after midnight. I didn't find the answer to my problem, but I did find the bottom of a bottle of vodka, so... there's that.
Haha ohman remember when I peed in your blender? Gotta love college.
YOU DID WHAT???
It's not "nice." It's the supermodel of dicks.
Can you please bring the nipple sombrero up?
Well, he was practically tripping over his dick to get to me so I'd say my new dress was successful
This whole thing is fucking bullshit. I should be wasting all my hard-earned money at Planet Con this weekend but NOOOOOOOOO. Now I'll never get Roy Thomas to sign my comic
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