You want to go to a white party at LAX
Clubs are lame especially themed ones. Im not in a fucking episode of laguna beach
I'm terrified to sleep next to her. Of course the sex will be fuckng awesome.
Haha. We better find him. He looked like he came out of Switzerland's vagina, he's that much of a blonde beauty.
He likes Jesus. Game over.
Oooh wait, he just told me he was high.
Making and watching you take a mixed shot with vodka, chocolate syrup, tobasco sauce, cranberry juice, and sundried tomato juice wasnt the highlite of my night. Hearing you puking from downstairs was.
If you ever get the opportunity, make fun of how small his dick is for me
i wasn't gonna shower then i remembered i slept in my own piss
i feel like the wall was a canvas for his penis.
I just found a 2 minute video on my phone of you throwing up in a fake plant.
Teenager with grandparents staying in their room: is to blue balls, as parent waiting for teen to come home safe: is to sleep. You will live- love mom
end of the world party next friday. virgin sacrifice. tell me you know someone whos still a virgin
Just wanted to say, I appreciate your bravery in having read receipts
Ugh a 13 year old just asked me why people drink, I had to explain it without making it sound good. I need a drink.
I'm sorry for breaking our door. And being a bitch about it.
burned my penis with a sauteed onion again.
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