is it bad if i hope guys are like edward cullen and can read my mind. i could be a whore in disguise.
I'm getting the same feeling waiting for the web-page to load that has my final grades that I get when I take a pregnancy test. I think I'm gonna leave my computer for 3 minutes.
I booked us a cruise for November. Lose 20 pounds and don't cheat on me before then.
Well, I didn't bring a notebook or any paper to class. Should I take notes on the sugar packet, lace thong, or condom wrapper that instead are in my school bag?
She said we should all be mermaids since didn't breathe for 9 months inside our mothers. I want her logic.
My parents are takin me for chinese food for my 4/20 present.
I fucking hate you.
He always takes home straight guys. He plays One Night Stand on Ledgendary Mode
My life is over. I farted in open court. Noticeably. The judge looked at me. It echoed.
You fed me pizza off a sword last night.
Doing bumps while the kids play upstairs. #bestnannyever
She just asked what would happen if you put a vacuum in your butt and turned it on. These are our conversations.
Dude I was walking down the street and threw up in a plastic cvs bag. Tequila wins again.
If you fuck her..... You will be in great danger. Like in so much danger it would be like walking into a pit of crocodiles who haven't eaten and you also just stole their baby.
I think every girl deserves a pregnancy scare. Because then it just feels like such a priviledge to be bleeding out of the vagina.
I legit just did a jig towards my box of tampons.
Jack and I got in a huge fight at 6am. He fell asleep when I was giving him head so I freaked. We were both black out so I made a memo in my phone reminding me
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