But i did once see a show where a women was homeless and installed a stove in a school bus so she and her baby could live there since all the seats were taken out. As far as being homeless goes it didn't look half bad...So this is me promising to you that if i ever am living in an abandoned school bus...i will at least pimp it out with a stove so you can come over for dinner sometimes
I feel uncockblockable...banged her in the bathroom with my iv still in
Yes, that was me on the jumbo tron. No, i don't know why i was hiding.
That's cool, I just have to let the dogs out AND SO HELP ME GOD IF YOU TEXT ME BAHA MEN LYRICS WE ARE NOT FRIENDS.
That just sounds like a recipe for sex in my backyard. Yes.
I had to put a towel over my laptop because the little power light was too bright. New hangover low.
The cop actually kicked the bitches out of the cab so we could get ours. I flipped them all off as the door was shutting. That drunk.
Strangers are buying me shots and I got hit on by lesbians. How is it only tuesday
call me with an emergency in 5 min. This chick has a strap on hangin behind the bathroom door.
if you arent using your penis to save lives, then what good is it?
he told me that he only likes small dogs. I should have known he was going to end up being little bitch.
I think you're my feminist conscience sometimes.
I usually do that but weve been going unprotected with tribal fertility symbols painted above my door
My father has a definite type: blonde, busty, 18-22. It was awkward when I was in college, but now I'm over it. I play wingman for him and he buys me expensive purses for the assistance in getting him hooked up with girls younger than me. Win-win.
Intelligence report: the hot sister called you gross, the sweet sister says you're dumb, and the smart sister says all the other men she knows would have to die for her to hook up with you.
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