Ana's brother is visiting for the wknd. He came back to our place last night drunk to find me passed out naked it in the shower with the water still running. I was still drunk. We decided it was a good idea to have sex and sleep on the bathroom floor. Woke up this morning spooning and using my towel as a pillow.
I just hemmed my dress for halloween, never felt more like a man
Opportunity cost of getting to econ after a night on the town > marginal benefit of attending class
It is 8 o'clock in the morning and there is already blood all over one of the stalls in the bathroom. What has your St. Patrick's day done for you?
First night in the new apartment. There are 12 people here i don't know, Tequila, and a crying girl locked in our bathroom. I think the apartment christening is complete.
Do you remember using the heel of your shoe as a shish kabob stick? You offered me some chicken, but I declined.
My vagina and my morals are playing tug of war
We're about to go to a party titled 'Night of 1000 Jello Shots".
He's currently surrounded by roughly 23 girls he fucked and never called. He may not make it out of here. Bar of doom? Or of redemption?
Lucas & I had a photo shoot with her cape & I had child arm floaties on most the night.. woke up in a spiderman bed
Congratulations, you've begun to unfuck your life.
YOU MAKE ANAL SEX SOUND LIKE A SPORTING EVENT
A dozen fresh-baked cookies delivered to my dorm AND I don't have chlamydia or gonorrhea... Could this night get any better??
I walked in on a circlejerk after punching that guy out. Instant karma.
I was dressed as Waldo and the cops kept saying looks like we fuckin found you
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