Is it bad to mix sunny d with vodka if i dont have any real OJ?
I've mixd ketchup with vodka before and called it a bloody mary, so, no.
Ah why did you tell everyone you dragged your sac across my face!
Fuck men. I'm going to go eat a package of cookie dough and get fat. I hope I die of salmonella.
At some point last night was I riding a garbage can.. Things are starting to come back to me
You peed in my camelbak and said it was a reverse catheter. Not cool.
I just puked my brains out on the side of the road (see picture) And I took a picture for our scrapbook! I am always thinking! =) tell me your proud?!
they're both probably 7 inches? or 8? I'm shoving a ruler in my mouth trying to figure it out
And I can say one thing, I look pretty good in high wasted pants. I don't know if that helps. But I do. God I'm high.
It was a "my chaser needed a chaser" kind of night
Dont even get me started. you fell asleep in my kitchen after being cockblocked when you tried to use my roommates bedroom.
The guy at the rodeo just told me "if ya don't say none, ya don't get none". What the hell does that mean?
Im pretty sure you just got hit on by a gay cowboy.....
IM TRYING TO SAY GOODNIGHT STOP FOR LIKE FIVE SECONDS WITH THE DICK SUCKING
Her son walked in on us and asked if he could "wrestle too."
Why would you keep yourself in a sharting situation
After we fucked we sat in bed and watched Charlie St. Cloud and he fed me ice cream. It was probably the most romantic thing I've ever done.
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