I want to take things slow emotionally, but fast physically
I would go down on you faster than GM stock
I thouht it was time to go to sleep and suddenly I was front row on brokeback mountain
the best days in LIFE are when you realize you arent pregnant
I need a second opinion on who's blood is in my car.
As she was leaving she said "You have an awesome penis, I hope to use it again soon" I need that on a business card to hand out at the bar
Her mom walked into the garage as we were smoking a kush blunt with sombreros on.
When a chinchilla decides to sit on your face while you're getting head from its owner, you bond.
You're just horny.
Yea, and? I appreciate you as a person too if that helps.
I take your giggles as a yes to operation McLaxitives?
Prob because you've thrown up alot. As long as its not like pure blood you're fine. Drink water.
I'm ordering dildos in a santa hat. You?
You cannot ask her to resend the picture of her genital tattoo to you just so you can show your room mate. it is time to end your relationship with the Captain.
These business classes have improved my drug business ten fold
With each thrust he'd whisper "like a ninja." Should I be flattered or appalled?
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