Viking lives by an ancient code of honor that we do not understand.
What code could that possibly be? Bothering the fucking shit out of people while being physically repulsive?
If Ritalin and Plan B had an illegitimate child it would smell like me.
today is like waiting for pizza day in elementary school, but with sex added
How do you say "I always respond to booty calls" when you give a guy your number?
I never thought to pass out in a hotel lobby rather then paying for a hotel room until you taught me that's acceptable at the Hilton
Cookies. Watch out fir falling satellites.
She pulled a wad of lint out of my bellybutton while she was blowing me. Said she's never seen anything like it. I've never gone soft so fast.
Dude, I had to stop mid fuck. Her cat was swatting at my balls as I did her from behind. I couldve lost something.
I hurt myself, but I'm pretty sure I saved the carpet.
I'll just tell you, some how when we were having sex on Friday my collarbone got fractured.
This may be the alcohol talking, but I'm pretty sure I know Spanish now
I don't know what you're doing this morning, but obtaining Plan B is my number-one priority.
Please note that in response to your post about your dog's jaws clamped hard around a stick, I did not comment, "Takes after his dad." You're welcome.
Why exactly is there a butt plug on the counter?
sarah's view on last night: a threesome to make things less awkward. oh, well done.
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