just do him I won't tell jon
um i'm guessing you meant to send this to tina, thanks for the support in our relationship you whore
guys are not supposed to queef...right?
It was worth having to clean the cum stains out of the carpet.
shes the only person ive ever met that could make "i don't swallow" sound sexy
We were gonna play Truth or Dare but like 10 minutes in we decided to get naked and play Dare or Get the fuck out.
I've got my laundry in the car, tonights 1 night stand pre-req is an in suite washer and dryer. Let's do this!
I just got a flashback from Saturday night of you helping me wash my feet in the bar's bathroom.
I FOUND AN AUSTRALIAN THEY CALL VOMMING 'RAINBOW SNEEZING' I'M NEVER LETTING HIM LEAVE EVER
He was saying things like "cum for me like a good girl" and "put my entire python I like to call a dick in your mouth" .. Okay I might have changed that one a bit
how do you ask an olympian for your underwear back?
Holy. Fuck. This mans mouth is magical. I love married men. I don't have to teach them.
I'd probably lick every tooth in Carly Rae Jepson's fucking mouth.
Teen Choice Awards are on if your wondering.
She said I can't embarrass her, the challenge has been set
3 hour lecture of my biology teacher talking about isotopes and space shuttles. I'm way too high for this.
LACE UP YOUR GODDAMN SHOES
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